"THEY MADE ME GRAY" (autovox-is-the-one)
08/08/2013 at 18:29 • Filed to: BADJOKETHURSDAY
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"THEY MADE ME GRAY" (autovox-is-the-one)
08/08/2013 at 18:29 • Filed to: BADJOKETHURSDAY | 6
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A guy went out bear hunting one day. He saw a bear and shot it. It was a perfect shot in the head. He walked over to retrieve the dead bear and it wasn't there on the ground. He was wondering where it went. Then he felt a tap on his shoulder....
He looked back and it was the bear. The bear said, "You are a bad, bad man! You just tried to shoot my wife, and I must punish you! Therefore, grab your ankles!"
So the hunter did and the bear started ramming him up the ass.
The hunter was so angry and humiliated... he absolutely needed to make the bear pay, so the next day he went back out hunting with a bigger gun. He thought, "I am going to get that damn bear this time!"
He saw the bear, shot him twice, then he noticed the bear was again not on the ground when he tried to retrieve it.
He got another tap on the shoulder. You guessed it, the bear again, saying, "I see you didn't learn! This time I will not be gentle, so grab your ankles!" and he rammed the guy up the ass again. Harder. Much harder.
This time the guy needed some hospital care and a lot of stitches, and his anger grew enormously. So after three months he went out again, and this time he had a 50 caliber machine gun with Armor piercing, explosive tip rounds.
He saw the bear and went crazy on him... he emptied the magazine and was sure to have filled him full of lead!
But he got another tap on the shoulder. He looked back and saw the bear.
The bear said, "You know, "I am beginning to think that you are not really coming out here to hunt!"
RotaryLover
> THEY MADE ME GRAY
08/13/2013 at 04:56 |
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Oh man this gave me tears hahahhaa